“Way Too Online” Edgelord JD Vance loses online poll to… Marco Rubio

Posted on Jan 15, 2026

So, the conventional wisdom about JD Vance is that he’s a “way too online” edgelord who has deluded himself into thinking that the super-X-addicted manosphere podcast crowd’s views on everything are super-mainstream and indicative of where the average swing voter is.

Which makes this result, pretty funny.

As pointed out by political punic Josh Kraushaar, it’s an online-only poll.

So long and thanks for all the lulz…